I'm so much more optimistic in the morning. yes, I am not a morning person so that may seem odd. But for some reason I feel like all obstacles can be overcome in the morning.
Of course, by the evening, I think I am more of a realist and just want a beer.
See, here is proof that the people of NewYork City are nice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4ClspNrNs&feature=player_embedded
Worried about the swine flu? Are you a woman? have you always wanted to kiss Brad? Of course you have.
Being the kind and gentle and caring man that I am, I offer to help out your immune system with a bit of kissing.
I'm sorry I haven't posted much lately ... wanna hear about my dream?
I leave on a one week trip tomorrow. Do I bring my own coffee with me? Or do I hope the hotels and local coffee shops will meet my needs?
I haven't packed a single thing but it seems I am more worried about packing coffee than anything else.
Would it be wrong to fake my own funeral? Of course it would be. But i woudl be curious as to what people would say. Who would show up? Who would NOT show up? Would there be a two drink minimum?
In High Fedelity Rob says, "Songs at my funeral: Many Rivers to Cross by Jimmy Cliff, Angel by Aretha Franklin, and I've always had this fantasy that some beautiful, tearful woman would insist on You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me by Gladys Knight. But who would that woman be?" But I would have to go with tearjerkers like Amazing Grace and the like. Gotta get some tearage. Don't want too much of the "celebrate his life" stuff. Although, Pakes [who would show up, damn it!] would probably tell some pretty good bar stories that surely would get some laughs.
Hmmm, what would you say about me at my funeral?
I think today is the bikini swimsuit's birthday. Haaaaappy birthday!
Hmmm, lettuce sandwich or peanut butter sandwich?
I guess it is time to go grocery shopping.
So, Phil's California is a bit to much in this video and it is an ad for one of his DVDs [the guy only made around 50 million last year, so, he needs to sell them] and shot is shot but ... wow, what a neat shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PslA4WcSos&feature=player_embedded
It's not about the crime. It is about the lawyer.
Today, my horoscope read:
Today's challenges have to do with thoughts, ideas, paperwork and your sense of humor, which is into overdrive right now. Be careful with the jokes or wisecracks, because others may take you a little too seriously or personally at the moment.
Me? Wisecracks? Never.
I cannot wait until they are so small that they look like a grain of rice.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/11/apples-ipod-shuffle-hits-4gb/
Is it gross when you find a piece of food that has been stuck to your face for over two hours?
Is it still gross if that food was delicious - after sitting on your face for two hours?
Only six more weeks of winter!
