About Me!
• I am single.
• I'm no musician but I know what I like.
• I am a bit of flirt - sometimes.
• I've been told that I am charming.
• I live in Fort Collins, Colorado - that is in the USA.
• I was born and raised in Colorado.
• I like condiments but I don't use then that much – mustard is good.
• I like to read - I try not to watch TV but I watch more TV than I read. I blame the Discovery Channel.
• 5'10" [1.78m]
• I'm bald but I used to have brown hair - it used to bleach out really easy in the sun as well.
• I like to run.
• My eyes are blue.
• I don't NEED a lot of sleep to function … but if I can sleep in, I will.
• I wear my heart on my sleeve.
• I tend to stare at people, places, and things.
• I'm a Vegan.
• I like to cook.
• I don't smoke.
• I am loyal.
• I don't mind acting silly in public if I can make a pretty girl smile.
• I don't have any children - that I know of.
• I have small ears.
• I posed nude for a college life drawing class. I was not in college at the time.
• I don't think I could do that now.
• I like the color red but I wear black a lot.
• Lance Armstrong is my hero.
• I like to think that I handle criticism well but some critics bother me.
• I don't remember my dreams very often. But that is OK because they are usually boring and mundane.
• I can't speel worth a hoot and my grammar isn't very well either.
• I try to recycle.
• I WILL tease you and make fun of you sometime or another but it will be just gentle ribbing.
• I cuss but not often - so that when I do, people listen.
• I give great massages – great.
• I try to eat breakfast everyday.
• I like to see girls smile.
• I don't have any pets.
• I try to shower everyday.
• I have both ears pierced [but they have grown in] and three tattoos and want another.
• I know that everyone thinks they have a sense of humor -even when they do not- but I *DO* have a sense of humor.
• I have a hairy chest.
• I suck at pool.
• I drink my coffee black.
• I like sweatshirts.
• I sleep on my side but I nap on my belly.
• I like to drink Captain Morgan and Coke.
• I don't own any concert t-shirts.
• I'm a romantic – I feel weak for typing that but I am.
• My parents are still happily married.
• I have one sibling - my younger brother – born Jan 1981.
• I cannot whistle.
• I have 20/20 vision but in college I had 20/10 vision.
• Almost Every job I have ever gotten was with the help of someone I know.
• I don't really like having my picture taken.
• I have a weakness for waitresses.
• I was much cuter when I was a child.
• I'm a nice guy – I try not to be but I am. Women don't like nice guys.
• I'll forget your name - my memory is horrible.
• I like my food spicy.
• I have only been arrested twice.
• I don't like PDA - unless it is in front of people i don't know.
• I drive slow in the city and fast on the highway.
• I'm loyal.
• But I am very bad at staying in touch with friends.
• I'm very bad with my money.
• I wink a lot.
• I have a horrible sense of direction. I get lost a lot.
• I don't tell people when they have something on their face or in their teeth.
• I like to be a regular at places. But sometimes regulars get worse service.
• I believe in passion.
• The left side on my back in the middle almost always itches.
• I can be alone in a crowd.
• I don't like wine but I'll drink some with you.
• I people watch - I know I already said it but I do it a lot.
• Sooner or later, I will let you down. I don't want to but I will.
• I am not ticklish. So, don't even try.
• I am not confident with women that I am attracted to.
• But I'll still talk to anyone.
• I don't like to touch the hand rails when I am walking on stairs or escalators but I do sometimes.
• I'm afraid of heights but not so much that I won't get on a roof or walk a wall.
• I'll make you laugh.
• I'll laugh at you.
• I have never been in a porn movie.
• I always cheer for two NFL teams. The Denver Broncos and whoever is playing the Raiders. GO BRONCOS!!
• I used to coach college cross-country and track & field.
• I have a Church - no, not a physical church but a Church.
• No matter what you read here, you still won't know the little things about me that make me tick. Very few people do.
• etc etc
>"If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.......Tyler"
