I've collected some random thoughts lately and I thought I would share them with you:

• I like the big fat green olives but the real fat green olives with jalapeno peppers stuffed in them are really good. I've become a bit crazy with them. As I seem to eat some each day.

• I don't like rating a woman on how hot she is on the 1-10 scale. I would rather that we all start rating them on how far one would drive to be with said girl. And I'm not just talking drive all 1000 miles. I'm talking get off work drive to see said girl and then drive back to go to work the next day. That way there is a maximum amount of driving. Last time I suggested this system to a guy, he asked me why I would drive to see a girl. He obviously has lost his lust for life.

• I think if you like chai tea lattes, you should try one with soy milk. No, this isn't more of my vegan propaganda but rather that I think the soy milk makes the chai taste better. Try it, you'll like it.

• The back door of my apartment complex finally has a closing arm on it. you know the thingy that closes a door if someone doesn't try to close it? Well, after all my time here and making sure to close th door behind me, it is kinda weird to have the door closing on it's own and I'm sure anyone seeing me getting thrown around by the back door must get a laugh.

• If I am not wearing my work clothes, the guys I work with just do not recognize me.

• Yes, yes, pop tarts do go well with coffee in the morning but I think cherry pie goes with coffee better.

• Safeway's "Toasted Oats" are just not as good as cheerios.

• A Monroe piercing is placed off-center, above the upper lip and is meant to resemble a beauty spot; it is also known as a 'Madonna' or 'Crawford'.

• I did not enjoy Burn After Reading as I don't find Brad Pitt trying to be funny as funny. And John Malkovich has never ... inspired me. But George Clooney's character did make me laugh.

• I get paid on the 5th and the 20th. It's always just a bit too off for me. I have no idea why i am not paid on the 1st and 15th.

Now, wear are my olives ....