A Reservoir is the perfect place to bring the whole family to enjoy a wide variety of...
Family Fun Attractions
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Chef bragu welcomes fellow adventurers seeking fun and excitement.
There are action-packed tours for those of adventurous spirit; or quiet, relaxing walks through the
valley of Complacency under the open sky.
The Dam Emporium employs a child-care and recreational specialist, our Dam Ride Operator Mr. Maelwys,
who supervises the many family fun attractions in and around the Dam Site.
Local attractions include the Dinosaur Cliffs, the perfect distraction for those dam amateur paleontologists and rock hunters, or just a dam fine
place to send the kids to get them out of your hair while you spend some time alone with the missus. And don't worry about the coyotes,
they only attack if the kids smell like dam burgers.
If cycling is your pleasure, you can rent a dam bicycle and depart for a trip through the Alberta countryside. Be sure to
take along some of our courtesy take-out lunch from Bragu's Dam Emporium Restaurant and Roadkill Grill, dam
camping equipment, plenty of dam mosquito repellant, and a dam towel (all available at the Dam Gift Shop).
Organized Activities:
Back To The Dam Future Tours - Mr. B. Rasmussen will take you aboard his Time Travel Pod to the age of dinosaurs where
you can view first-hand how the fossils you just found at the Dinosaur Cliffs were formed.
Get Your Dam Butt In Gear Tours - Dam Bicyle Tour Guide bat'telh will get you up bright and early, draging you out of bed
to enjoy the dam countryside. Dam bike tours depart at 5:30 a.m. every dam morning from the east gate of
the bed & breakfast.
'What Do You Think I Am, Dam Stupid?' Rides
Yes, that's right! Real giants live at the base of this marvel of stone age construction.
The colossal Giant Slide is guaranteed to occupy the kiddies for hours and hours and hours--it takes only 30 seconds to
go down and an hour to climb back up.
The amazing waterslide is constructed entirely of durable concrete so watch that you don't bump your head on the way down,
or going over the 20 foot drop into the river at the bottom. (Safety helmet recommended).
Over The Dam Falls In A Barrel Ride
Enjoy our newest attraction--going through the sluice gate in a wooden barrel. Our Dam Ride Operator Mr. Maelwys, will be only too happy
to give any first-time adventurer his first shove through the "gate." Just be sure he puts you in a barrel first.
This ride is recommended only for the most daring souls amongst you (life insurance is mandatory).
Dam Rider Operator Mr. Maelwys can often be found playing Pooh Sticks
at the Dam "Bridge Under Troubled Waters" with his friends Tigger, Tigger-san and She Tigger. The bridge offers lovers a chance
to stroll and take in the view of the lovely Little Bow River (however, due to an unfortunate incident with the Tiggers, skinny-dipping
is no longer encouraged).
Dam Adventurers Tours - Professional Dam Adventurers Tour Guides are on hand 24 hours a day to escort you down the river
on your choice of raft, canoe or sailing ship.
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Logo by Mike Myhre.
This site is owned and operated by Patty, The Management of Bragu's Dam Emporium, friend of Dave, the one and only Chef Bragu.
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