Is Bradmas like Rob's Church of Brad religion thing? Where is it? I mean, is Bragu Dam Emporium or whatever in Edmonton, on the net, in FSJ, or what? By the way, you should ask qwert, or Rob, or whatever to give you the address to this one site where he downloaded the theme to Shaft, and the original Batman 60's show, the original Spider-Man cartoon theme song, and other stuff. They'd be real cool for the Dam music. Especially the Shaft theme song. Thanks! Talk to ya soon.

-MiKe! (a.k.a. Cuppa Joe)

So the Dam is closed Friday? What're you going to update? The story page perchance? The above link bar, which kicks ass BTW. Ummmm... Is that it? And I drew a really cool picture for Bragu's Dam Emporium. I'm gonna' scan it, colo(u)r it, print it, and send it on down to you! It's got a chef... (Chef Bragu of course) with a frying pan flipping a "Bragu's Dam Emporium" logo into the air. Thought you might like it, or to use it... whatever. I also am making up an advert for the Dam parties. You said a while ago that you could get word around more if I drew a picture and you sent it to everyone through e-mail. Just create a link on the e-mail message to the pic with all o' the info. Cool, huh? Well, anyways, you can use it or not. I haven't worked on the CoB comic for a few days, but I can assure you that it'll be done some day... Well... I'll see ya' later! Bye.

-MiKe! (a.k.a. Cuppa Joe)

I came across your ad on the Internet and Bragu's Dam Emporium -- sounds like the perfect Dam vacation. How can I make Dam reservations?

I looked on the Dam map of Alberta but I couldn't pinpoint Bragu's Dam Emporium (of course I didn't have my Dam glasses). Can you send some Dam directions?

Do you have a quiet, secluded area for us Dam old folks? My husband and I don't especially want to hear the Dam kids running around yelling and screaming. Do you suppose you could send Mikey to visit some relatives for the two weeks we'll be there?

Does Chef bragu cook the Dam roadkill thoroughly? We both have false teeth and we need our food Dam soft - sometimes road kill can be Dam tough! Besides, it would be a Dam shame to get Dam salmonella poisoning at our age.

Brad's Church sounds like just what we're looking for. I hope it's on level ground - we have a hard time going up and down Dam hills. Does your Dam Trading Post sell anything besides Dam Star Trek cards?

We're not into Dam water rides or Dam cycling but the Dam swimming sounds nice. Red Hedgehog sounds like a Dam good lifeguard. Could you alert Dr. Kavorkian and Cuppa Joe of our arrival time so they can take their Dam rifle and go home? It's hard enough trying to stay on the Dam road without peering into the Dam bushes to see if a Dam bullet is coming at us.

We're looking forward to meeting Jenice, Neral, Rand al'Thor, Mr. Meow, Bat'telh, Mr. Rasmussen, Thomas Veil, Zorrooster and Mr. Maelwys. (Some of you people have the damnest names!) I hope you don't think I ask too many Dam questions.

- Granma L.C.

Thank-you for the Dam instructions. And thank-you for responding so quickly - that's a dam site better than a lot of the other places I've written to.

Because of the Dam mosquitoes, we thought we might come in the winter instead. But I've been reading a book about Alberta and it says sometimes the temperature goes as low as -20 or -30 degrees centigrade - that's Dam cold! It also says sometimes it snows as much as 6 feet at a time! That's too Dam much snow for us so we'll come next summer after all.

The more I look at your Dam peculiar names, the more concerned I get. RoToRa? Daramere? Vorrin Nal? Sirna Kolrami? You Dam people aren't from outer space or something, are you? I saw a show on TV once where these aliens came to earth in a flying saucer and inhabited human bodies. Then they looked just like normal people - you couldn't tell the difference at all. Are you people normal?.....Are you sure?

Granma L.C.

Hello - I hate to be such a Dam nuisance, but my husband was wondering if you have cocoons in your Dam water. He saw a movie once where there were cocoons in the swimming pool and old people like us could jump in and get rejuvenated. Do you have cocoons in the Dam water? If you don't, do you think you could get some?

If you did get some, then you wouldn't lose so many Dam customers.

Granma L.C.

Excuse me - I don't like to bother you all the time - but I have another Dam question: Why are the Dam prices so high in your Dam restaurant?

I can understand Roo Tail being expensive - it's imported - but there's no shortage of roadkill. We're old-age pensioners so we eat it all the time. Sometimes we have to buy dog food at Safeway for a meal, but not that often. Most of the time we find more roadkill than we're able to use. Mind you, I can see where we might have problems in a few years as all those Dam babyboomers age, but right now roadkill is plentiful. So why do you charge so Dam much?

Also, I know you Dam youngsters don't want advice from an old codger like me but here goes anyway: Tell Jenice to change schools. Working in Alberta and going to school in Iowa is Dam tough! - no wonder she's exhausted! How she manages to look after Mikey and sing too, is beyond me!

Granma L.C.