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Welcome dam honoured guests, pull up a chair and select an item from...

Our Dam Menu

Our singing Head Waitress Jenice will be by shortly to offer you a drink, and Waiter Vorrin Nal will be ''pleased to eat, er, serve the guests'' (they are such kidders, those Pac'Ma'Ra).

We offer free delivery by air, courtesy of Cream Soda Boy.

Breakfast

Choose any two items with milk, tea or coffee for just $3.99.
  • DamMuffin (Early Bird)
  • Damver Omelette
  • Damver Omelette Sandwich (grilled)
  • Dam Steak and Eggs
  • Sourdough Flapjacks
  • Whiskey Jack Knee Caps
  • Chef bragu's sexmuffins

Lunch

All items just $4.99. Come with your choice of salad or Dam Fries and Skinny Dip.
  • Soup dam Jour
  • Dam Hot Dogs
  • Dam Buffalo Chips
  • Dam Buffalo Wings
  • Dam Poutine (fries, gravy and cheese)
  • Dam Pigs in a Dam Blanket

Dinner

All items just $6.99. Comes with soup dam jour and salad.
  • Corn-pone Cakes and Candied Yams
  • Cabbage Rolls and Bangers
  • Roo Tail
  • Thrice-stuffed Potatoes
  • Walleye on a Stick
  • Dam Pizza

House Specials

All items just $5.99. Comes with your choice of dessert.
  • Dam Burgers with Dam Fries
  • Liver 'n' Mushyroomyrooms 'n' Onyums (gently sauteed in olive oil)
  • Possum Stew (Mmmmm . . . tastes like chicken!)
  • Braddam Good Chili
  • HunkoHunkoMeat
  • the Dinner from Hell

Vegetarian

All items just 4.99. Comes with bread and salad.
  • Popcorn and Red Cream Soda

Dessert

All items just $2.49. Calorie-free add 50 cents.
  • Dam Milkshakes
  • Dam Triple-Decker Ice Cream Sundae
  • Double-Dam Quadruple-Decker Ice Cream Sundae
  • Baked Road Apples a la mode
  • Chef Bragu's **Special** Brownies
  • Blueberry Muffins (iced)
  • Gooseberry and Saskatoon Berry Pie

Wine Selection


Chef bragu: ''coming soon . . . our road kill menu! Replete with sweet kidney pie (we boil the piss out of 'em first)''

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This site is owned and operated by Patty, The Management of Bragu's Dam Emporium, friend of Dave, the one and only Chef Bragu.