Inspired by someone on the Dream Card BBS (Morn, IIRC), I started to create dream cards based on alternate ways of hearing the titles of existing STCCG cards. These cards exist for humorous purposes, and thus the game effects aren't often balanced well against the real game. Homonym Dream Cards
Alternate Universe
Yell, "O Alert!" (Yellow Alert)
InterruptData, while in his poetic phase, wrote "Ode to Starship Operating Modes" shortly after "Ode to Spot." He was occasionally heard hollering the opening line to the poem while off duty.
Plays on your Alert event while any Android in play. You may download a different Alert event to replace it.
Seen Your Staff "Meeting" (Senior Staff Meeting)
InterruptThe Romulan impersonating Geordi LaForge had to attend the many poker games held by the staff. Despite the barette strapped across his face, the imposter saw more of this absurd game than he cared to.
Plays on an infiltrator aboard your starship or facility. Immediately probe:
[St][Doorway][Incident]: Bored stiff. Infiltrator stopped.
[NA][Interrupt]: Bored out of wits. Infiltrator loses skills until end of turn.
Otherwise: Bored to death. Infiltrator dies.
Fajo Collection
(Neu) Picard's Artificial Hart (Picard's Artificial Heart)
ANIMAL
After riding such challenges as horses, Andorian zabathus, Klingon sarks, and Vash, Picard had this android deer built to further test his riding prowess.
'Any Jean-Luc Picard is Integrity +2 'May "trample" (disable) one personnel just engaged in combat (cure with 2 MEDICAL)
Integrity 5 Cunning 2 Strength 12
The Dominion
Kai Win (Kai Winn)
EventFollowing the "death" of Kai Opaka in the Gamma Quadrant, the Vedeks played Backgammon to determine the next Kai. Only one of the many Vedeks would win the title.
Plays on your Vedek; they count as a Kai.
Blaze of Glory
Riker Will! (Riker Wil)
Event"Whom among my brave crew will beam down into the dangerous, unknown environment, frought with peril, so I can stay in my cushy chair and pull on my shirt?"
Plays on an Enterprise. It may not beam Away Teams unless any Riker is in that away team.
The Borg
Neher Ro Escape (Narrow Escape)
InterruptBefore trying to entice an amnesiac Will Riker with her seductive charms, Ro Laren faced a painful choice: to shave or to wax. Fortunately, she found an alternate solution.
Plays when opponent faces any Romance dilemma. Unless Barbering or any Ro present, opponent loses points (doubled if Memory Wipe or Conundrum in play). [-10]
Holodeck Adventures
Bajoran! Resist and Sell! (Bajoran Resistance Cell)
InterruptQuark had only one thing to say to the Bajoran merchant who was unexpectantly attacked by a Borg drone.
Plays if any Borg or Rogue Borg just initiated battle with a Bajoran. If your Acquisition present, the Bajoran is STRENGTH +6, and you may discard a Gold-Pressed Latinum to steal one equipment card (or download one to that location).
BaH! ratlh! (Barash)
InterruptMost species will sometimes use hit-and-fade tactics to attack an enemy, but Klingons prefer to hit . . . and stay.
Plays at beginning of battle. Klingon ships here are Weapons +3, but may not move until end of your next turn.
The Motion Pictures
Captain Styles (Captain Styles)
EventEveryone looks up to the captain. They have to, with a hairdo like that.
Plays on any Captain present with Barbering. They add one Leadership.
Injun Imbalance (Engine Imbalance)
EventNoting a lack of Native Americans on various Trek shows, it was decided one was needed on Star Trek: Voyager.
Plays to download any Chakotay to anywhere in play. Discard event.