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The Bottom 10 STCCG Playing Tips
by livingston the fish Delving deep into the WNOHGB ST Files, we were able to dig up the Bottom 10 STCCG Playing Tips. Never before seen, here are the worst gaming tips as told by the worst STCCG player: #991: Get rid of all your dilemmas. They are just taking up space. Seed lots of Equipment cards instead. #992: Make sure your missions are all universal and say, "may be attempted by anyone." #993: Don’t seed a facility. Just count of drawing an Engineer, Devidian Door and an Outpost, preferably in your opening hand. #994: Say Devidian Door as often as possible, even if you don't have a DD in your deck. #995: Use all 20-25 pt missions, then play Q's Planet and The Big Picture. #996: Whatever affiliation(s) you are playing, don’t seed a facility they can report to. This really confuses your opponent. #997: You have a shuttle. You see a Borg Ship. Fly at it with full fury! This shows your opponent that you have guts. #998: During a tournament, your opponent plays a Future Enterprise. Spit on it (if in a deck protector slip, first remove slip, then spit). Make condescending remarks as you leave shop in full body cast. #999: When losing, point behind your opponent and yell, "Look an El-Adrel Creature!!" While he/she is looking, swipe his ship full of personnel. Attempt a mission with that ship and personnel. And the worst STCCG playing tip of all time: #1000: Two words: Barber Poles. Lots and lots of Barber Poles. livingston the fish |
