Welcome to Mystery STCCG Theatre
by livingston the fish
Fair warning: this is a chat that the fish thought you might find
amusing. No attempt has been made to spellcheck or correct - read at
your own risk! ;-)
One night Tam and myself (along with Moogie and DS) had a little improv fun. So get out your binders and enjoy...
Tam Elbrun: thinks it would be funny if someone took all of the personnel and drew speech/thought bubbles on them...
livingston t.f.: Tam: I'll do that for my next Tourney ; )
Tam Elbrun: ex. Chief O'Brien. Hey! I'm about to get killed! Again!... Aii... I kill me... ;-)
Tam Elbrun: thinks Kavok's pic and a hemorrhoid joke works well together... ;-)
Tam Elbrun: Elim: What do you mean, I can get all my phone calls for under a buck?
livingston t.f.: Enabran Tain: You lookin' at me? Hey, I said, 'YOU lookin' at me?!'
livingston t.f.: Data (fc): Captain, where are your pants?
Tam Elbrun: E'Tyshra: Wow! This hairdo really does improve my TV reception!
Tam Elbrun: Deanna (FC): Huh? What?
livingston t.f.: Thomas McClure: That's not a banana?
Tam Elbrun: Reg, Barclay (FC): o O (And they say I'm strange....)
Tam Elbrun: Natima Lang: What do you mean, my forehead is turning colors?
livingston t.f.: Damar: Leggo my eggo.
Tam Elbrun: Neela: sniff sniff... It's just so beautiful....
Tam Elbrun: Martus Mazur: o O (It's good, but could use some salt....)
Tam Elbrun: Tahna Los: o O (All right! Level 14 on Tetris!)
Tam Elbrun: Anya: o O (I'll never do thatagain....)
Tam Elbrun: Keevan: o O (That chiropractor really works wonders....) cheap shot, I know...
livingston t.f.: Parn: can't...hold...breath...
Tam Elbrun: Keogh: o O (Sigh.... I'll have to get that console replaced again....)
livingston t.f.: Toman'torax: How do they cram all that graham?
Tam Elbrun: O'Brien Founder: o O (Oh yes, I am a naughty boy...)
livingston t.f.: Admiral Leyton: No, I have not seen your hamster!
Tam Elbrun: Plain Simple Garak: o O (Nice folks... I'll kill them Thursday...)
Tam Elbrun: Tomalak of Borg: "What do you mean, my lights are on?"
livingston t.f.: Orta: What? I have food on my face?
livingston t.f.: Lovok Founder: Must...find...restroom...
Tam Elbrun: Ensign Tuvok: o O (That idiot Janeway... I'm glad I'll never serve with her again....)
Data's Son: Bariel of borg...do you think this red pointer goes with my skin color?
Tam Elbrun: Bok: "I could have had a V8!"
Data's Son: Kevin Uxbridge "Whoops"
livingston t.f.: Atul: Can you do anything with this hair?
Tam Elbrun: Dr. LaForge: "For the last time, son, you cannot have a pony!"
Data's Son: Dr Leah Brahms "geordie for the last time i am a hologram and it's not in my program!"
Tam Elbrun: Gaps in Normal Space: o O (I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning....)
Data's Son: Captain Kirk (who's next???)
Tam Elbrun: Giusti: "Uh-oh... what does that button do again?"
Data's Son: FireStorm (man i knew it was going to get hot but this is Ridiculous)
livingston t.f.: General Hazer: Eegad, is that your real face?!
Tam Elbrun: Galathon: o O (darn. I forgot to recharge the batteries again...)
Data's Son: Dathon "I knew i should of brought a bigger sword"
Tam Elbrun: Hugh: "You did what?"
livingston t.f.: Berlinghoff Rasmussen: You've been a naughty boy.
Tam Elbrun: Gorta: "I may be ugly, but at least I'm not you...)
Tam Elbrun: K'Ehleyr: "No, Worf, not in the conference room!"
Data's Son: Tasha Yar "i though it was a pool of oil"
Tam Elbrun: isn't even going to touch Jenna D'Sora.... no pun intended....
Data's Son: Willam T Riker "i dont like this black mask"
livingston t.f.: Lakanta: In 12 easy steps, you too can be a millionaire.
Data's Son: Wormhole "ok where's Q"
Tam Elbrun: K'Vada: "Heh heh. You sure killed him good."
Data's Son: The Albino "why did i get this name i mean come on i'm Grey not WHITE!"
Tam Elbrun: Kareel Odan: "You mean you don't love me anymore?"
Tam Elbrun: Kahless: o O (When no one's looking, I can shave with this thing....)
livingston t.f.: Paul Rice: Brains...Braaains...mmm.
Data's Son: Beverly Crusher "whoops looks like we need the Genotronic Replacator again"
Tam Elbrun: Leah Brahms (the real one): "No, Geordi, like I said in the Holodeck....)
Data's Son: Data "I wanna be human" Geordie "stop wining and get back to work!"
Tam Elbrun: Mendon: o O (They think it's oxygen, but it's really laughing gas...)
Data's Son: Janeway how far away from earth now? Tuvok same as we were 5 min ago when you blew up the engines!
livingston t.f.: Keiko O'Brien: We're walking, we're walking, and behind me you'll see the National Monument.
Tam Elbrun: Morgan Bateson: "What... do ... you... mean...." or "You've seen me before? Where?"
Tam Elbrun: Neral: o O (Who should I execute today.....)
Tam Elbrun: The Devil: "I warned you not to do that."
livingston t.f.: Galen: Oh, yes I use Nair on it.
Tam Elbrun: Tomek: "What shall we do tonight, Brain?" Worf: "The same thing we do every night...."
Tam Elbrun: Mask of Korgano: o O (I wonder if Beverly was joking when she said to wear this...)
Tam Elbrun: Vulcan Nerve Pinch: Data: o O (Ah, just like her mother...) Sela: o O (Dear God, NO!)
livingston t.f.: Madred: E, C, K, F?, M? Flibbity-flam, I can't make out the rest!
Tam Elbrun: Marouk: "I told you so."
Tam Elbrun: Toq: "Can I eat it?" Tam Elbrun: Vash: "What, are you kidding me?"
livingston t.f.: Doppleganger: Picard 1--I'm not coming on to you, but you are a very hansome man.
Tam Elbrun: Wesley Crusher: "....."
Tam Elbrun: ( Wesley Crusher: o O (.....) too... ;-) )
Tam Elbrun: Bev Picard: o O (I've got a ship, and Jean-Luc doesn't. He he...)
livingston t.f.: Discommendation: Keep looking, I'm sure my contact lens is here somewhere.
Tam Elbrun: Jack Crusher: "I can't believe it's not butter." or "Sounds like an Arby's night."
Tam Elbrun: Ian Andrew Troi: "Honey, I'm home!"
livingston t.f.: Arbitor of Succession: Shutting up now, sir.
Tam Elbrun: Micky D. : "Don't touch my chips!"
livingston t.f.: Plexing: Gadd!! No pulse!!
Tam Elbrun: Mot's Advice: "In addition to their versatility, hair plugs can also...."
Tam Elbrun: Dead in Bead: o O (Darn. Overslept.)
livingston t.f.: OR Dead in Bed: Darn! The Alarm didn't go off!!
Tam Elbrun: KU: Convergence: o O ( Maybe I should kill them, too....)
Tam Elbrun: Wolf: o O (My food.)
Tam Elbrun: Frame of Mind: Riker: o O (This can't be good...)
livingston t.f.: Bendii Syndrome: Angry?! You haven't seen angry mister!!
Tam Elbrun: The Higher the Fewer: "Sit down! I'm not done yet!"
livingston t.f.: The Higher...The Qer: Man, who let that stinker!
Tam Elbrun: T'Shanik: "Whaddya mean, I look like Prince?"
livingston t.f.: Wesley Gets the Point: It's merely a flesh wound. I'm feeling much better now.
Tam Elbrun: Sonya Gomez: o O (... And I bet I locked my keys in the car, too....)
Tam Elbrun: Telak: "Oh yeah?"
Tam Elbrun: Tarmin: o O (Asprin... need Asprin.....)
livingston t.f.: Dr. Q, Medicine Entity: There's no easy way to say it. Your cat has 3 days to live.
Tam Elbrun: I am not a merry man: "Pink, sir?"
livingston t.f.: Penalty Box: Uhm, guys? Aren't you forgetting someone?
Tam Elbrun: Transfiguration: o O (I knew I shouldn't have walked through that nuclear power plant...)
livingston t.f.: Frigid: Someone get that man a blanket!!
Tam Elbrun: Android Nightmares: "USS Enterprise, Data speaking."
livingston t.f.: Tijuana Crass: What?! This isn't the Johnson Party?
livingston t.f.: Trust Me: Q "Is that lint?"
Tam Elbrun: Parallax Arguers: "Cool!" "Uncool!" "Cool!" "Uncool!" "COOL!" "UNCOOL!" "COOL!" "UNCOOL!"
Tam Elbrun: Door-Net: "I'll try the back."
livingston t.f.: You Will in Time: Q "You have some lint there. Let me get it with my tongue.
Tam Elbrun: The Naked Truth: "Little help, here?"
Tam Elbrun: The issue Is Patriotism: "The hat's supposed to be that way.."
Tam Elbrun: Mandarin Bailiff: o O (Oh, shut up, Q....)
Tam Elbrun: Where's Guinan: "Gimme that!"
livingston t.f.: Into the Breach: Whoah! I just had this engine fixed!
Tam Elbrun: Abandon Mission: o O (To be, or not to be.....)
livingston t.f.: Klingon Painstick: Poke 'im again.
Tam Elbrun: Hawk: o O (I'm too young to die!) ok, so it doesn't fit...
livingston t.f.: Paul Manheim: Some days I just can't get out of bed.
Tam Elbrun: Ooby Dooby: o O ( I should have used the Pepto Bismol....)
Tam Elbrun: Remodulate: o O (Let's see... if I do this right, I get free cable!)
livingston t.f.: The Emissary: The reception on this thing is terrible.
Tam Elbrun: The Line....: o O (I will not laugh... I will not laugh... I will not laugh....)
Moogie :): Interrogation: "darned infomercials!"
Tam Elbrun: Undetected Beam in: "Oh no! It's Wesley Crusher!"
Moogie :): The Traveller: "rrrrr, if that Wesley brat grins at me *one* more time..."
livingston t.f.: The Traveller: Think man! 1 + 1...is...?
Moogie :): Zyree: "what? What? Is there something on my face?"
livingston t.f.: Memory Wipe: Where did I leave my keys?
Tam Elbrun: Common Thief: o O (Oh shoot! The getaway car is in the other direction!)
Tam Elbrun: Fightin' Words: "How dare you insult my mustache!"
Tam Elbrun: Flaxian Assasin: "Now, you could keep the washer/dryer, or trade it all in for what's in the box."
livingston t.f.: Nightmare: Are you sure this procedure will work Doctor?
Tam Elbrun: I Tried To Warn You: o O (I hope they don't laugh at me....)
livingston t.f.: Add Distinctiveness: Excuse me. Do you have change for a dollar?
Tam Elbrun: Kira Nerys: o O (Oh no. Not again.....)
Tam Elbrun: Makbar: "Ohhhhhh......."
livingston t.f.: Make Us Go: Jimmy, come 'ere. I think we're on T.V.
Tam Elbrun: Salia: o O (Wesley Crusher.... Isn't he that rich kid?)
livingston t.f.: Unscientific Method: Beverly "Looks like zesty buritos were the culprit."
Tam Elbrun: Data Laughing: "Picard landed on what?"
Moogie :): Unscientific Method: "I swear, Dr Crusher, I simply removed an insect from his ear"
livingston t.f.: Hide and Seek: Amanda "Hmm, could use a wax."
Tam Elbrun: Armus-Sticky: o O (Man, these new tar mud baths are great!)
Moogie :): Hippocratic Oath: "hmm, you've got something jammed in there pretty good. Have you seen many battles?"
Tam Elbrun: Commander Troi: "Ah, yet another wonderful Riker-less year!"
livingston t.f.: OR Hippocratic Oath: Jem'Hadar "For the last time Doctor, I will not go out with you.
Moogie :): Reflection Therapy: o O (thank goodness for this new folicle regenerator... Wouldn't want to be another Kirk)
livingston t.f.: Brainwash: AAAAGH!! Not another Barney episode!!!
Moogie :): Kromm: "You sunk my battleship!"
livingston t.f.: Intruder Alert!: This isn't the Star Trek convention?
livingston the fish
