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The Oprah Collection
by Anonymous

9 exquisitely crafted ultra-rare (thank goodness) cards, available for $80 through a dealer near you. (all personnel are non-aligned)

Oprah Winfrey
Late 20th Century lifestyle show host. Likes anything with weight loss or philosophy attatched to it.
AU-icon. Talkshow host icon. CIVILIAN (possibly VIP)
Worth 50 points to you while in play ('cause girlfriend, she's Oprah!) unless another [Talkshow host icon] present. May be stopped each turn by any book on weight loss or philosophy (except the Rules of Aquisition). Diplomacy
I: 6 C:7 S: 4



Ricki Lake
Talk-show host. Once attempted to be an actress but found her talents lay in other areas.
AU-icon. Talkshow host icon. CIVILIAN Diplomacy Anthropology. v"Go Ricki!"
I: 5 C: 5 S: 4



Jerry Springer
Jewish talk-show host. Noted for his unique approaches to reconciliation. Swears a lot for a diplomat.
AU-icon. Talkshow host icon. CIVILIAN Diplomacy Anthropology x3 Once per turn, may initiate personnel battle here, even within crew or away team, ignoring all restrictions. May not join battle unless Ku Klux Klan present. v"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"
I: 3 C: 6 S: 6



David Letterman
Late night television personality. Has interesting views on talk-show hosts.
AU-icon. CIVILIAN Up to five times per game, you may make a crass remark at the expense of any person on the planet. Score five points for each if your opponent laughs, otherwise, lose two points for each.
I: 5 C: 7 S: 6



Reconcile Dukat and Kira
PLANET MISSION
Any away team may attempt. Dukat + Kira Nerys + (Diplomacy X 10 OR (Ricki Lake + Diplomacy X4) OR (Jerry Springer + 2 Hand Weapons)).
50 points



Go Ricki!
INTERRUPT
Plays at any dilemma if you have Ricki Lake present. That dilemma is discarded.



Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
INTERRUPT
Plays to prevent any personnel battle just initiated. May be nullified only by Parallax Arguers.



A Fat Free World
EQUIPMENT
Does absolutely nothing (except stop Oprah) because by the 24th Century they'd worked out that dieting really doesn't work!


Reunite Tasha Yar and Sela
OBJECTIVE
If you have Tasha Yar - Alternate and Sela together on any planet with [Talkshow host icon] and Diplomacy, score 5 points. Download a Federation/Romulan Treaty and place Objective on top of treaty to prevent it from nullification.

// [Enter Author Here :-)]



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