20) If you have ever traveled more than 45 minutes for a CCG-related event

Does that include world championships and qualifiers? -Ed

19) If you have ever said “start of next turn” instead of “tomorrow morning” or use words like “cumulative” and “duplicable” more than the average person

18) If you have skipped class, been late to work, or forgot to pick up the kids because you were making a deck, posting dream cards (or top ten lists), going to a CCG event or waiting for “the update”

17) If you have ever looked at something expensive in a store and said “wow, that costs a lot of (twilight OR force OR latinum)”

16) If you write “or” in all capitals

15) If the only reason you know how to use html tags is because of the Decipher message boards

14) If you have ever seat belted your cards in the car

13) If you lost sleep because the next day there was a big tournament or an expansion released

12) If you have ever been in a “sticky situation” and said, “I have a bad feeling about this” or “O Elbereth! Githoniel!”

11) If you are on a first name basis with your card supplier

10) If your screen name (not just on the Decipher message boards) is somehow related to the CCG

9) If you’ve ever used the company credit card to buy CCG cards (can I get a receipt with that?)

8) If you would claim bankruptcy before selling your cards

7) If your children have names from card titles (Jadzia is a beautiful name, right?)

6) If your CCG has ever been the cause of contention between you and a friend, family member, spouse, life-mate, boss, clergy, police officer, or judge

5) If you have ever assigned game text/skills/attributes to yourself, a friend, family
member, spouse, life-mate, boss, clergy, police officer, judge, or cellmate

4) If you get mad when someone (like a friend, family member… you get the idea) reminds you that your cards are nothing more than little pieces of colored cardboard

3) If you have ever gotten a divorce and she took everything but the cards… and you were happy with the settlement

2) If there are court documents relating to you that specifically refer to the CCG including divorce papers, your will, parole limits, or restraining orders

and the number one way to tell you have a CCG problem…

1) If you are reading this, then you just might have a CCG problem.
 

by The Disco Dancing Vulcan (guilty on 15 counts)
with some help from jbking4niner (guilty on 6 counts)

“da mihi dialectica, libertas, disconem”

If you noticed that this file is named "top10" instead of "top20" and then found this, give yourself another point