OK, I realize it's short. But then, Celeborn got what, two seconds of screen time?


The Very Secret Diary of Celeborn, Lord of Lórien

Day 2
Snoozed a bit. Oops, was supposed to be listening to Galadriel talk about redecorating with beach theme. Stupid beach. Like forest just fine.

Day 4
Doesn't Galadriel ever stop whining? Wish she had gone with brother over the sea.

Day 17
Well. Galadriel stopped whining! Started gushing about blue-eyed midget, but is different, at least. And other midget will kill her if she tries anything.
Later
Never knew just how cool dwarves could be. Even if kept calling me Galadriel.

Day 20

Oh no, back to the whining. Who cares that the blue-eyed cutie gave her breeches?

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